Someone really needs to make a horror movie about a family held hostage by their rogue Roomba.
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Bad Roomba.
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I'm sure mine's plotting to kill me and then hoover me up bit by bit anyway, so my data is the least of my worries

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This is why I give my Roomba a couple of martinis before I let her loose.
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As long as it doesn't tell Twitter I'm a crappy housekeeper, I'm good.
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Map my home? This sounds like something Alex Jones would come up with.
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@nytimes seriously we're more concerned about the mad man in the white house. Most of us use brooms or swifter. Focus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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My wife says shed blow it up if I ever got her one. Says nothing like cleaning your own home. I agree, because I have to.
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No wonder my dog killed it.
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Roomba owners, myself included, probably deserve this for indulging in a fantasy that we live like The Jetsons.
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Ha ha ha ha . Thank you I needed that chuckle
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Oh Damn it Roomba!!! I trusted you!!!
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Your roomba is also having a torrid affair with your microwave!!!
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I want none of that crap in my house. I don't need the fricken cloud either. WTF?
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Roomba is robot-speak for: dog shit smearer.
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So now I should start receiving offers to renew my floor and furniture? Bigger house?
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