My Roomba, named Winston, died an ignominious death after 12 good years. After spinning in circles for a full hour he was humanely put down.
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Mine is named Alice because she is just as ditsy as the Brady Bunch character.
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Fake news! I don't own a Roomba. Now let me get back to going everywhere with my phone that has a GPS, camera, and mic.
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Yes, stop talking to yourself even if you leave your cell phone at home. All those security cams record everything you say.
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Don't forget about other people's phones too. But observation doesn't change anything, what are we, cats in a Schrodinger experiment?
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Selling it to your microwave....so it can take pictures of you walking to the refrigerator in your underwear.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I keep
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If it is coming up with a grand plan to pick up and put away all the toys and legos on the floor I'm ok with it.
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But will it talk to my microwave?
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This is for you long lost twin. https://youtu.be/Ub5GkBtIjhc
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I love it! Thanks



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Randy Rainbow is the best. Check out his trump related videos on youtube. They're brilliant.
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I've seen a few but not this one! I'm still laughing!

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Have you seen his Putin and the Ritz?
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Just watched it!

I'm crying!
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I was watching Randy Rainbow all through the campaign. It was the only good thing to happen.
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