Don't go anywhere near that guy in the ocean.
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The Surfing Hunger Games....no thanks.
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700 meters, or nearly half a mile, away is much farther than his first encounter which was around 699 meters closer.
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My dude can't catch a break
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Little does anyone know, the bottom of his board reads, "Yer Mommas a Guppy." He's asking for it.
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Literally millions of places to surf w/o sharks, still wants to surf in shark territory. Maybe losing a leg will be the moron's wakeup call.
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Darwin Award Finalist.....
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Get out of the water. Same goes for me.
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It boggles the mind.
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A este pobre hombre, esos enormes peces ya lo ven como una gran chuleta ¡Mejor ya se retire del agua, se ha corrido la voz "Ha llegado

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Seem to be attracted to the Aussies! Must be female sharks!
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#MickFanning is attractive to Sharks
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#MAGA the surfful champful mickful fanning, who foughtwise off a doubleplusgoodful sharkful in 2015 (below) , avoids another encounter…fulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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