Meanwhile, my 9-year-old picked his nose and ate it, so same-same...
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What a lucky
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I wanna see a video of the kid falling
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Crickets...
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@renoun@vornietom it keeps happening -
Fartosaurus!!!!
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My sketches weren't always funny, but they were prophetic.
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Or as Mike Pence would say "the fossil was put there by the devil to test our faith because the universe is only 6000 years old!!!
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Everyone knows that Jesus rode on a Triceratops and not a donkey when he returned to Jerusalem!
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@tummy_bo why is this SO funny -
Because she has one chance before she hits 10
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