What did I just read? Omg, I mourn for our nation.
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This is one of the most depressing, tragic, and embarrassing things I have ever read in my entire life.
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It is if he put a handful of words in a blender and switched on purée, turning everything into mush.
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"It is if he put his brain in a blender and switched on purée, turning everything into mush." Fixed that for ya, Ms. Peel.

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Well done, Steed. Now all we need to do is find a toxic waste site to dispose of it and Bobs your uncle!pic.twitter.com/92DBnGaMA0
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Well played. As always, your bowler is in place and your suit is still tidy.
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It's a wall built to prevent drug smuggling designed to be safe when drugs are smuggled over it. Okay.
#wasteoftaxpayers$$Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I realize it's hard to be articulate in candid conversation, but this is simply embarrassing. We can do better than this America.
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I'll give $5 dollars to the first person who can find antecedents to Trump's pronouns.
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Just in theory I think his antecedent is always me/my/I/DJT.
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"Trump was quoted as saying "none of you get me like Jim does" before angrily screaming "FAKE NEWS" and going back to playing with his toys"
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He is as incompetent as he is corrupt.
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It really hurt to read this and try to decipher!!
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I hope I don't get hit in the head with a bag of drugs
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It's a real problem. Real! I've heard people say it. Sad.
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