I can't afford to go to the dentist
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Where's my Pizza, you said 3 days max or it's free!
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Pizza in 30 days or free lol
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Wow, Amazon Prime is really going all out!
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I have some cargo for the first trip. Trump and his family and staff. I just said what everyone else is thinking.
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I have a list of people I'd like to send there. Who do I contact to arrange this?
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Start by delivering Trump.
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NASA, that you?
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(nervously) "Uh, sir. Just a question. Who...would we be...well, delivering to?"
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me: i said my adress is 123 Moon Dr.! amazon: 123 Moon Dr., The Moon? me: Moon Dr., Iowa! this is the 2nd tym my packge sent to the moon!!
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