I hear they are making a Gluten free communion bread called 'I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus'.
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Isn't gluteny one of the mortal sins?
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obviously the wafer can't magically change into the body of christ in ur tummy without that sweet, sweet gluten!
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We Catholics being the only believers in Truth grasp for and cling to whatever trace remains of what God had to work with historically.
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Therefore gluten-intolerant Catholics aren't allowed in heaven
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Communion is also very often available from the chalice, which has no gluten or wheat. Any practicing Catholic knows this.
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Subsisting on only literal magic blood isn't very healthy, you definitely want the literal magic flesh too
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I wasn't aware that Jesus is gluten, but what do I know?
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Christianity is a religion of ongoing history unlike one-off faiths like Buddhism or whatever.
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The United Methodist Church welcomes all, regardless of nutritional limitations.
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That seems like a great retention strategy. "What about people with celiac disease?" "Screw 'em! Devout Catholics eat gluten!"
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@nytimes yes and work with@onpacefran and start making some serious bread!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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People with coeliac disease cannot eat gluten at all as it is toxic to them. I don't think Jesus would mind if they ate gluten free.
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It would be more pleasant if the communion bread had a little cheese spread on it.
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