Every "acute gastrointestinal event" this year has been directly linked to the senile diapered old
currently tweeting in the #WhiteHouse.
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You seem to have retrograde amnesia: the election was in November. Please see a doctor before your pumpkin lord outlaws them. Kiss, Pookie.

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Monsanto.......no kidding.
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I just experienced this.. I apparently didn't wash my fruits and I got
#HpyloriThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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