It is 7:42 am DST on the East Coast. Picture of a roasted chicken looks especially nauseating in the morning. But, just my opinion
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Chickens everywhere concur, but they don't tweet. They bwaack-bock-bock-bock.
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Thank you for my morning chuckle
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Picking up an already cooked rotisserie one at the store? That's my method.
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Buy chicken. Put chicken in hot oven. Cook chicken. Ta-dah!!!!
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Protect animals. They have equal right to live like hunanbeings.
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Human beings are omnivores, as are many other animals. Should we begin arresting house cats for murder?
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I can smell the chicken
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Will Ms. Griffin host another roast, or is her goose cooked?
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Once you've hacked an animal up like this it changes who you are as a person. I think it's the sound of bones cracking. Anyway.... yum!
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Did you need unnamed sources to write this story
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Try "pollo a la brasa" in Peru, the best chicken roasting of the world.
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do u need some friends
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