Either way, it was still disappointing to find out later that he hadn't stroked out.
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We don't know that he didn't. Don't forget, much like Hitler, he has to maintain the image of The Healthiest President To Ever Exist!
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Also, how would we know for sure if he did have a stroke?
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They'd never tell. International crisis would be caused, worse than the havoc he's creating now. N Korea or Russia might just pounce & POOF!
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Or... COVeting FEmale FElines (better known as lady parts)
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Arabic?? He's having a hard time stringing together a real sentence in English!

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It's satire. Duh.
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It was a reaction to the headline. Satire & jokes are similar in some ways. Sorry to rattle your equilibrium

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Have you considered he meant 'coverage' and his fat fingers didn't hit the correct keys on his phone?
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I think we're gonna need to see his birth certificate.
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He was dumb enough to send that and there are about 150k people who liked it and retweeted it? wow !
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