Jeez... this has been reported by EVERYBODY the last 72 hours. We got it!! He was parked and asleep. No alcohol in his system!
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Can you give the guy a break? He lost his hot wife, 40 mistresses, his golf career and half of his money already.
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he was under medication
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Isn't this what TMZ is for? This doesn't impact average Americans in any way. Hardly newsworthy......move along, folks.
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NOT NEWS — please stick to things that make a difference in our lives. Back to politics with you!!
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Any reports on Al Unser? Or is your shade limited to melanin?
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So what...
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As bad as driving under the influence, the end result could've been the same
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May cause drowsiness... oh wait.
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Medicines.. great arent they
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NYT can relate. They've been asleep at the wheel for every major news story since the Magna Carta.
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Yeah Alvin chipmunk



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Best wishes an hopes fir this man hes a prodigy mad mockery by media fucking demons
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But you dont say "parked pi n roadside" which he was
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famous people become more famous by these incidents
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