Skip the avocados and enjoy a $40,000 gift to start investing, everyone! Oh, wait. You didn't get a $40,000 gift from your dad? Losers. 
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Their parents refused to give them the $40,000 because they knew they'd blow it all on avocados!! Kids these days, sheesh.
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Is this a twist on "the poor should buy fewer iPhones to afford health insurance" that was spouted weeks ago?
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Ye now it's "the poor should stop buying food if they want to sleep under a roof"
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Ah, real estate... 40 years ago a house cost 1 year's full salary. Now, it costs 30 years worth. And food is to blame. Indeed.
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canceling my subscription
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after only 14 millennia of not subscribing to a newspaper, you'll have that house paid off.
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Many 2 bed homes in Los Angeles cost upwards of a million dollars, avg. household income is 55k, but yeah it's def the toast that's the prob
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How have I missed out on this 'avocado toast' craze. That looks amazing.
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because it's just avocado on toast and you can make it yourself...?
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Millennials: Sorry, we can't hear you through the mountain of student debt we're still buried under.
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Yeah, that guac really sets me back. Not my health insurance or anything.
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I have a home and an avocado. I'm fancy.
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Lol yeah it's definitely the $.89 avocados and not my and my husband's student loans that are going to slow down our home purchase ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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