1. Outsource motherhood jobs to India via webcam drones
2. Monitor children closely
3. Cancel Mother's Day.
#Obsolete
#MothersDayWeekend
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^^ Signed,
#GOP plan for mothers. Except their mom, she was awesome!
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@tarisamantha Let's watch all of these!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I will now be saying "Drink your juice, Shelby!" in my best Sally Fields voice. All day. Randomly.
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I am a mother, and I find this once a year celebration hypocritical. Today, flowers; tomorrow, business as usual.
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Divider news is giving love advice? Please....pic.twitter.com/3iHDrjumCq
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A few years back, A Home of Our Own aired on Mother's Day. Starts as a hard scrabble single mom story, type that usually ends happily. Nope
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Joy Luck Club is always a favorite.
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It's incredibly sexist and patronizing to assume moms want to watch mom-themed movies. Shame on you, male-dominated paper!
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What should men do?
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What if I hate my mom?
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We've just finished
#MothersDay here in#Melbourne did watch a dvd but in the afternoon. She loved the choices I gave her & had a gr8 day!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Brunch & Julia Roberts?!? That's my Mother's Day nightmare!
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don't tell me what to do with my life
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Mothers are the single most vilified people in United States today - The New York Times is the worst offender.
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Or keep ur sanity & just call.
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