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I didn't mean that in that sense I love white people it's just really have never met anyone cut themselves while doing so
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Didn't y'all tell us to put peas in our guac? Why should we trust you with avocados anymore
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peas in guacamole? what kind of fuckery is that?
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Weird idea for an article, but still very good.pic.twitter.com/PIQHjg1apq
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I'll make this shorter: common sense.
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If this is an issue, you probably shouldn't be eating said avocado yet.
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I identify myself as an avocado and I find this offensive
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You guys take freelance submissions? Because I got some pretty juicy articles on Staying Safe with Guacamole & Find a Mango You Can Trust.
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Point? The? Knife? Away? From? Your? Gotdamn? Hand?
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In tomorrow's article: "how to peel a banana without poking your eye out".
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I weep for the world.
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This sounds more like a CNN-type story.
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Too much humor for CNN. I think they outdid
@TheOnion on this one.
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Followed instructions and ended up cutting myself. Fake news!
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Eagerly awaiting
@nytimes op-ed on how to cut the cheese.https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/861347073270132737 …
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Looks like a business opportunity to serve pre-cut avocados to those in fear.
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