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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes 2 May 2017

    How to cut an avocado without cutting yourself http://nyti.ms/2qxoKBu pic.twitter.com/ZttlY7naES

    10:18 PM - 2 May 2017
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      1. Clout Theorist‏ @d0g_corn 2 May 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        Step 1. Have basic fine motor skills

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      1. Derpius Maximus‏ @Derpius_Maximus 2 May 2017
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        Instructions unclear, ended up cutting myself.

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      2. Jor  ♥ El‏ @JoR3LofKrypton 2 May 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        .. won't a pair of pliers, flathead screwdriver, adjustable crescent & 5/8 socket wrench do?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. R.Davidson‏ @davidson_1305 3 May 2017
        Replying to @JoR3LofKrypton @nytimes

        I use a taser.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. appalledvoter‏ @appalledvoter 3 May 2017
        Replying to @davidson_1305 @JoR3LofKrypton @nytimes

        hammer. I mean, we're making guacamole, amirite?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Jor  ♥ El‏ @JoR3LofKrypton 3 May 2017
        Replying to @appalledvoter @davidson_1305 @nytimes

        Won't a pair of vise grips do?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. appalledvoter‏ @appalledvoter 3 May 2017
        Replying to @JoR3LofKrypton @davidson_1305 @nytimes

        actually yes! Or channel locks. 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Sven Berry‏ @BerrySven 2 May 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        Is this a problem for people?

        3 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
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      1. beema‏ @djbeema 2 May 2017
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        and we wonder how trump got elected people are too stupid to live

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      2. Carlos Guevara-Casas‏ @CGuevaraCasas 2 May 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        Americans cutting them selfs when clean up avocados?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. R.Davidson‏ @davidson_1305 3 May 2017
        Replying to @CGuevaraCasas @nytimes

        But at least they know how to write in English

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Carlos Guevara-Casas‏ @CGuevaraCasas 3 May 2017
        Replying to @davidson_1305 @nytimes

        With the exception of their president

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. MsKadyCee  🎈‏ @MsKadyCee 2 May 2017
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        This is not a problem for anyone but you, NYT. Californians have been doing it safely for centuries

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. socialistly awkward, PhD‏ @socialistawk 2 May 2017
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        You're a hero.

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      1. Real John Birch  💎‏ @DrMaam2u 2 May 2017
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        Great recipe! Out of avocado so subbed green jello. Did NOT cut myself. *****

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      2. Curious Koala‏ @takenair 2 May 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        U guys r seriously confused about what matters to ppl. Tweets like this is why I won't subscribe. U r totally detached from reality.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. R.Davidson‏ @davidson_1305 3 May 2017
        Replying to @takenair @nytimes

        Thank you for your feedback. Your opinion is important to us. How about instructions on how to peel a banana?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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