If this article is necessary for you, you should not be handling knives. Ever.
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Bruh my dad always cut it with a spoon
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use peas instead
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How can I cut myself cutting an avocado ?

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You're doing god' s work nyt
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I just shove them up my big orange butt.
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that was so funny holy shit
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This article might be dumber than a climate denial oped.
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@huttopian your campaign is gaining momentum -
HA! Long overdue.
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@sharkeeeee
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Thanks NYT, b/c in these emotional & trying times, making guacamole can easily bring forth thoughts of self-harm...
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Imagine studying journalism for years and then graduating to end up writing this shit!
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we needed
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is this a common problem?
@SwedishFishLvr@napbaby tbh seems like@nytimes might have a bad case of the clumsiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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