Call in sick
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There's more than coffee and the water cooler?
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Read NYT
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Mi tiempo. Por favor: Traducir al español. Colombia no es bilingue. Cuba SI y Cposta Rica también..
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Wish spring weather would finally come. Tired of this BONE CHILLING cold and wind
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Step 1: Don't read this tweet or article. Get back to work.
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