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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes 13 Mar 2017

    "Mommy, come wipe me!" and other perils of working from home http://nyti.ms/2n2DXfx pic.twitter.com/ZbpL3YQLGj

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      1. Omar‏ @OmarF2014 13 Mar 2017
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        That kid sounds like Paul Ryan

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      1. Enough Is Enough‏ @TayTay_Bow 13 Mar 2017
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        My daughter did the same - after first sticking her head in my office to announce she had to poop. All during conf. call.

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      1. Marcia Kubick‏ @marci19781 13 Mar 2017
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        that's hysterical

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      2. U 🇺🇸S 🇺🇸A!‏ @USASMNR 13 Mar 2017
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        WE PAY FOR OUR OWN INSURANCE, my HUSBAND was DROPPED under #Obamacare AND OUR PREMIUMS ARE OUTRAGEOUS! What's YOUR POINT @nytimes ?pic.twitter.com/m2NcqjPEhS

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      3. ChauncineC *VoteThemOut2018*‏ @ChauncineC 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USASMNR @nytimes

        Their point is that insurance companies not the government set the rates. Red states w/ no marketplaces suffer.

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      2. Hellsworth‏ @Fiddlguru 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        Hmmm. Maybe if your child is old enough to speak, they should be able to wipe themselves?

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      3. Daisy M‏ @cestmeemax 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Fiddlguru @nytimes

        haha, seriously? I'd say by age six most kids can wipe pretty adequately.

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      4. Hellsworth‏ @Fiddlguru 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @cestmeemax @nytimes

        When I was six I had been playing classical violin for two years.

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      5. Daisy M‏ @cestmeemax 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Fiddlguru @nytimes

        It's a dexterity and coordination issue, not an intelligence prob. Ask whoever was doing ur laundry. ;)

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      6. Hellsworth‏ @Fiddlguru 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @cestmeemax @nytimes

        That's pretty funny. Touche

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. John Rummel Ⓥ‏ @RummelCalvin 13 Mar 2017
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        Oh yeah....26 year old millennial pajama boys crying from the basement.😂

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      1. noreen metz williams‏ @NoreenWilauto 13 Mar 2017
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        words of Donald Trump White House! Cleaning up all his tweets and hiding his kleptocracy!

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      1. TheAverageChuck‏ @average_chuck 13 Mar 2017
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        Little Donald screamed from is high chair. @nytimes

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      1. POTUS‏ @wrobby123 13 Mar 2017
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        Sounds like Trump when Bannon is on the phone

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      1. Barb Dignan‏ @barbdignan 13 Mar 2017
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        My sons always yelled: "I gotta wipe my butt, pleassssseeeee!' #ParenthoodReality

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      1. Ericka‏ @achromatisms 13 Mar 2017
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        My cat once sat on my phone and ended the conversation I was having with a recruiter.

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      1. Indiana Conservatism‏ @JoshuaKleckner 13 Mar 2017
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        You're a lying, self-motivated, failing news outlet. Don't act as though you are relevant with the American worker and our problems

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      1. Spencer Graf‏ @SpencerGraf 13 Mar 2017
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        Is that an advertisement for bidets?

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