- Alec #Baldwin's soul is available for the measly $1400 bucks SNL pays him
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Oh, I’d wager he’d do the gig for free.
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Listen wise egg, got 12 of your relatives being held in fridge and no one around here has had an omellette in a long time, capiche?
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No… WTF is an “omellette?”
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- depends how big you want it, could crack open say 4 eggs & put 'em on the burner, maybe more maybe less, dependin' on youse
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terrorist! Lol
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- what? every egg is safe & snuggly in the carton...for now...breakfast looms though, no answer Wise Egg?
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how long before the Orange Clown starts rage tweeting? My money on before 7 am today
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he has to pass water every day at 6am. So set your alarms :)
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Baldwin knocked it out of the park. Putin with the tape had me rolling. Thanks for peeing here. Trump's gonna be so angry lol.
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Trump will be mean tweeting this at 3AM tonight. STAY TUNED FOR AN UPDATE FROM THE
#PEEOUTUS!
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...and then at 3:30a.m. And then at 4:00a.m. And then 4:30a.m..... lol
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I know. He's VERY predictable.
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I don’t know why you’re obsessed with “tears.” We’re all going down shit creek together.
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