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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes 27 Dec 2016

    Your marriage status may be a good predictor of whether you survive a strokehttp://nyti.ms/2iARCoa 

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      1. myra‏ @swtntart 27 Dec 2016
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        That is funny, Because my previous marriage almost gave me a stroke!

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      1. Daniel‏ @ddwalk34 27 Dec 2016
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        Agreeing with your wife 100% of the time may be a good predictor of whether you survive at all.

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      1. PolitiBros‏ @politibros 27 Dec 2016
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        Yes. In fact, if you are married to a surgeon, your odds of surviving go up 100%

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      2. tony montana‏ @tonymontana2333 27 Dec 2016
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      1. Barry Hingley‏ @BarryHingley 27 Dec 2016
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        Or give you stroke if trapped in gong show marriage!

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      1. darkfromdlc‏ @darkfromday 27 Dec 2016
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        in that case I'd rather die

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      1. anne andersen‏ @aeanyc 27 Dec 2016
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        Not if it's a bad one.

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      1. ruthayres‏ @reallyruth 27 Dec 2016
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        can also give you one

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      1. An_Elitist‏ @AN_Eitist 27 Dec 2016
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        or you could just not get married, therefore, avoiding the stroke altogether.

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      1. Rockit69‏ @RVAMemoires 27 Dec 2016
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        OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT! I thought I was going to have a major stroke when the wife came home early & caught me w/another woman. Geez!

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      1. ZED&EXORCISTINONE‏ @kubusaleja 27 Dec 2016
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      1. jaime lapela‏ @AndradeJaime906 27 Dec 2016
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        It would predict even better if you want to survive it or not. http://bolaygrillete.blogspot.com.es 

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      1. tony montana‏ @tonymontana2333 27 Dec 2016
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