could work out...last time I drank too much a beautiful women took advantage of me * never saw her again *
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really, who knew!? Funny that this is a necessary headline!
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@nytimes Hold a tonic water w/ a twist of lime... smile, be gracious, and exit corporate party after an hour. Remember your at work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Has anyone--ever--made a more intelligent or wittier comment after a drink (of alcohol, not coffee)?
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Off the rails? I recall one party where the track was still 1/2 mile away. I was lucky a power washer was handy the next AM.
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And ...
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@realDonaldTrump And yet you could end up PEOTUS.pic.twitter.com/jIT8xKkSZ0
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says who?
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in my experience, the opposite has shown to be true
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good thing I don't work in an office. Howe people don't know how to party.
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or fast track it!
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Not having one. Haaa.
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the problem here is that you're making the mistake of attending any non-mandatory office gatherings.
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Who drink on the job allowed the lead, but not good
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In Japan drunkenness at co parties is viewed as portending well and being a catalyst for good.
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