Don't go to Australia. Its citizenry is cowed and unarmed.
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You welcome, John. Why did you pussies give up your guns? Because the govt said to?
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we'd had enough of massacres of innocent people, basically. Haven't had a big one since
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why would you want to? Most overrated place in the universe! 36 minutes is too many! Would rather be locked in a public toilet
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to read times magz, n have to read old magz too
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Get me to Sydney and you won't have to tell me how to spend 36 hours!
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It takes about that long to fly there. Land. Get in next plane back to US. Oh, FUCK
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shouldn't the NYT be ripping Australia for not permitting refugees to enter that country? You have ripped trump
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Oh come on, if we're going to be pedantic about made-up statistics you should note yours was out by the same factor. lol
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