One small lubricated slide for snail, one big step for mankind. #snailwin.pic.twitter.com/ceTRUlk7t9
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One small lubricated slide for snail, one big step for mankind. #snailwin.pic.twitter.com/ceTRUlk7t9
a snail beat a SLUG(Donnie boy)!
Trump family used global warming as the reason the wall had to be built-doesn't that just figure? #hypocrites #liars
. @nytimes I don't know, "little" Marco's backbone was basically nonexistent. @jonlovett @jonfavs @danpfeiffer @TVietor08
terrestrial pulmonate gastropod mollusk.
Snaily,bigly doesn't matter. You'll see.I'll fill your goddamn shell with oatmeal.I'm the President of Mongo.#RETROTONESAPP
good! @realDonaldTrump is a POS loser. 2.7million Americans voted against him!!
Ho-hum.
Go snail, you did better than the "intelligent" species
you're welcome people. 
Let it be an inspiration to everyone else fighting Trumpatrocities.
i will take the snail any day
no wonder readership is down
#TY @nytimes for this article had no idea the racist was also ruining Ireland & only found out about Scotland #imwithmolly via @TrumpedMovie
This is the stupidest thing ever... I thought you guys said you were going to start taking journalism seriously after the election?
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