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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes 4 Oct 2016

    How Twitter comedians channel their anxieties about Donald Trump into imagined conversationshttp://nyti.ms/2dq3UzT 

    8:08 AM - 4 Oct 2016
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      2. Justin Halpern‏Verified account @justin_halpern 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes

        @onlxn THE GREY FUCKING LADY, OWEN? You're officially too big for us to ever have lunch.

        1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
      3. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @justin_halpern @nytimes

        new cred level who this

        2 replies 3 retweets 125 likes
      4. Justin Seagull‏ @PocketSeagull 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @onlxn

        Serious question though...what if he wins??? You've got enough material for a pilot. You thought of that outcome?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. J Wood‏ @mxyzplx 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @PocketSeagull @onlxn

        If there's a pilot, kinda think it should be a cartoon, in squigglevision. Only medium that could accommodate Ailes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Jason S. normal non Halloween related name‏ @jasonjdelaney 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @mxyzplx @PocketSeagull @onlxn

        stop motion action figures

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Jason S. normal non Halloween related name‏ @jasonjdelaney 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @jasonjdelaney @mxyzplx and

        or marionettes

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. J Wood‏ @mxyzplx 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @jasonjdelaney @PocketSeagull @onlxn

        Picturing a post-Soviet animator who knows one of Trump's guys.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Jonathan Berohn‏ @dontfruitbeer 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes @Jonesieman

        Drug testing before the next debate? I'm all in! #satire #LaughAtTrumphttp://bit.ly/2dkY7so 

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      2. Eric Couture‏ @EricDCouture 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes

        "Senator Paul D Ryan". Really? I mean, his title does start with an S...

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Brad McConnell 🇨🇦 🇺🇸‏ @bkmcconnell 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @EricDCouture @nytimes

        I miss editors...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Eric Couture‏ @EricDCouture 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @bkmcconnell @nytimes

        like, I can see how it happened. But still!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Mark Olson‏ @mark_olson 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes

        no @darth ? :(

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      2. Scientific Republican‏ @TSRGOP 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes

        I don't understand how Trump can cause anxiety. #MSM driven?

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. DB Main‏ @dbmain 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TSRGOP @nytimes

        you being sarcastic? He caused me anxiety when he said he'd renege on our debt obligations

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Scientific Republican‏ @TSRGOP 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @dbmain @nytimes

        No, not sarcastic. There are MANY checks and balances to keep Trump or anyone else from doing anything too goofy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. DB Main‏ @dbmain 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TSRGOP @nytimes

        What Checks & Balances exist on launch codes? Upon someone who didn't understand Deterrence Theory?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. DEeZlitist‏ @Damars1 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes

        @onlxn bravo sir. You make my day that much more entertaining/tolerable

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      1.  🇺🇸‏S4T 🇺🇸‏‏ @realS4T 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes

        Is this what the once-great NYT has been reduced to? Laughable Buzzfeed-tier material.

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      1. Living Without Ego‏ @livewithoutego 4 Oct 2016
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        @onlxn Congrats! Attention is well deserved - this is arguably the best political take of 2016. Or at least the most satisfying.

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      1. Coleman‏ @rock_lobster88 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @nytimes

        You guys know the Times endorsed HRC, right? So if you love Trump maybe this isn't the place for you. Just saying.

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