This REALLY looks like an onion article.
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@JohnBranchNYT wasted one of my 10 on this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I suspect the lifeguards are a quintuple-a squad in disguise.
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@JohnBranchNYT are they expecting another 'Eric the Eel' this year?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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prepared for a sniper in the crowd?
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and our track has a field, just in second case.
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shallow water blackout!
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Makes sense...
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