$10 bucks says @thebrianahansen already knows all of these. :)
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OLD NEWS. I should write a special ongoing section of this type of stuff.
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BAAAHA! You SHOULD!
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If you are newly bald, firstly sorry. Second, you will get a sunburn on top of your head exactly once. It will never happen again.
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1- focus 90% of your efforts on your genetalia. 2-Ask strangers if they've heard of the practice, offer to REALLY get in there
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Make sure you apply it directly to your butthole. No exceptions. Even if you are staying indoors.
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Well this one, for being far to be the deepest NYT article ever, may be a good clic bait for you to post it regularly.
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