most American tweet ever
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Too late!
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I've been eating it...with eggs...for 45 years.
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@Kater_tot shame on you for sharing this! -
shame on me?! Shame on THEM!
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Ahaha. Im just glad we havent been using that flour!
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shouldn't the title be something about the type of ecoli found in the dough instead of a middle schooler writing your captions
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@nytimeswell "All the News That's Fit to Print"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Isn't it more that substandard flour production is ruining raw cookie dough for everybody?
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But...but...that's the "best part" of a cookie.
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oh, FUCK RIGHT OFF! *devours some raw cookie dough*
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@BlasianBytch I'll never not eat raw cookie dough, so.... - 1 more reply
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you ok
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NOT NOW DILLON!!!
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@nytimeswell did Trump write the headline? More like FDA Does It's Job.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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