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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes 18 Jun 2016

    You can now get a degree in "comedic arts." Seriously. There's no punchline here.http://nyti.ms/1XZREbZ 

    8:29 PM - 18 Jun 2016
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      1. Uri Blago‏ @UriBlago 18 Jun 2016
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        And liberals wonder why people can't repay their student loans.

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @Vbiii241 18 Jun 2016
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        @skennison Comedy can be taught. Being funny cannot...

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      1. Dennis Dunn‏ @Buttonman317 18 Jun 2016
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        No Puchline? Ok..I'm running for Mayor!pic.twitter.com/uwRdcsPZf6

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      1. HTrinler‏ @htrinler 18 Jun 2016
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        as long as your Major is any one of the bullshit liberal studies

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      1. John Carter‏ @JMCarteri 18 Jun 2016
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        sure, just as valuable as that $200,000 degree in 16th century poetry.pic.twitter.com/cjQFY48L4H

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      1. pamela‏ @blog_pamela 18 Jun 2016
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        what a ''laugh'' hahahahaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaa

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      1. MC Ham‏ @Octotron 18 Jun 2016
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        it's really called a BS in "How to waste a shit ton of money"

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      1. sam leo stecklow‏ @samstecky 18 Jun 2016
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        this story is still predicated on saying something that is not truehttps://twitter.com/samstecky/status/742673392504057856 …

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        sam leo stecklow @samstecky
        this piece is really good but Emerson doesn’t have the only comedy degree in the US, @ColumbiaChi has one http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/13/magazine/could-a-college-degree-in-comedy-be-anything-other-than-a-joke.html …
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      1. alexandra‏ @lexandragalinat 18 Jun 2016
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        "My son Ocean ... he majored in Comedy. He wrote his final paper on Comedy."

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      1. judy rudin‏ @judyrudin 19 Jun 2016
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        @acoyne But 'Those who can'...deliver punchlines. Like my @UBC 'Writing for Comedic Forms' prof @charliedemers

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      1. Scott‏ @the_Capitalists 18 Jun 2016
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        I think your doing the story itself is the punchline.

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      1. MG Pad  🌈 🎹 🎸‏ @onlyoatmeal 18 Jun 2016
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        I can see a bright future after graduation

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      1. Shay‏ @yolkinaround 18 Jun 2016
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        Um, finally?

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      1. Rosebud‏ @Roses_RedWhite 18 Jun 2016
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        And our tax dollars at work with guaranteed loans from federal gov. They did the same with housing-guaranteed loans

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      1. Joe-st‏ @joe_r_Odonnell 18 Jun 2016
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        it's an art form. Not any less legitimate than pottery or painting

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      1. Elmer O'Mero‏ @satchie01 18 Jun 2016
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        In psycomedic arts? any chance?

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