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Is Mr. Holtz suggesting I try to pass people in the security checkpoint line? That's a weird couple of sentences. Like a bar?
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move your pants zipper or your jacket zipper up and down really quickly. And wait
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Why. Security/Safety ?
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REPLACE TSA with competent people who have cean background records, hogher IQs
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Legally? RT
@nytimes How to zip through airport security http://nyti.ms/28jpmvP pic.twitter.com/gIcjvQ0DxT
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