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Me every morning tbh
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Ranch is disgusting and emblematic of what's wrong with America. Versus craft beer, emblematic of all that is right with America.
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Ranch dressing is the corporate craft beer of mayonnaise
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@Bryant2040 Pulitzer caliber journalism re: "~salad~ dressing" -
Ranch is a salad dressing in the same way Chuck Taylor's were designed to be basketball shoes. we're just smarter now
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@Hanepiece "Forty percent of Americans named ranch as their favorite dressing; its nearest competitor, Italian, came in at 10 percent" While that's objectively disgusting, 40% of the NBA isn't still playing in Chuck Taylor's. -
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My ex-wife asked me to lick it off her belly once for a sex idea. Can’t even stand the smell of it any more.
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The end times are upon us.
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Blue cheese is the only dressing you need. Don't @ me!
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Why cant we get Russian dressing anymore?
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