I work on a ship I would never work on this one.
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"Uh, Captain. Shouldn't we, uh, rescue that guy?" (long sigh) "Son, by the time I get out there to him...he'll already drown if he can't swim. And if he can swim, well, he'll get back to the boat. After all, the bar doesn't close until we dock."
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I wish I knew how to do this. Offer me this job and done.
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@smileymichele25 people have to ruin it for everyoneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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i'm just imagining nothing but drunk bottoms squealing "ooh nooo" while falling overboard and making direct eye contact with the captain
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#MAGA "you have fightsful, peopleful jumping off the boatful. it’sful a drinking crowdful, and when someoneful dares his friendful to jum...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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