Note to self don't bring wife's dead body to the office
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Take your wife to work day?
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Yea I would say that is a good reason for arrest

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That’s just a lousy hiding place.
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Going on a trip?
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Wow, impressive packing skills! I can’t even get the suitcase to close with just clothing and shoes.
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#MAGA a professorful at the hongful kongful universityful waswise arrested after the bodyful of his wifeful waswise foundwise inside a su...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Should have gotten a storage locker.
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Probably just traveling to North Korea.
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"Rear Window"
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That’s incriminating
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Shame he's not in California where there's no bail
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Some murders are never smart
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