*new York times voice* How do you do, fellow kids?
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Instead of reintroducing, MAKE THE PRODUCTS BETTER. People started moving away from Budweiser after tasting local brews and discovering beer actually doesn't taste like bitter skunk water.
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In referencing that scene you’re making that very same kind of Buscemi-esque, hamfisted appeal to the younger generation in an attempt to get us to read the article. Just talk to us like we are normal people. Don’t talk to us in memes.
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Who has been running this account over the past year
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My dad, an alcoholic, drank Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, a lot, all of my life. One day, after I became an adult, he asked "why didn't you in your youth ever get into my beer?" and I replied...your beer sucked. I guess that doesn't make me millennial.
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Which intern did this
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