Please tell me the headline was: CANOE-DLING
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You win. You totally win.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the newspaper of record.
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What do Coors Light and sex in a canoe have in common?
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They are both fucking close to water!
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Is it an oargy?
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Your newspaper is a total joke. Not just this tweet, but your coverage overall has gone downhill over the past 5 years. Your foreign coverage is dumb, your domestic coverage is clueless. The Washington Post keeps on beating you with exclusive and more insightful stories.
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Sounds like you could use a good banging in a canoe right about now.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Boy you guys sure are nailing it here in 2018
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I see what you did there. :)
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I didn't even mean to do that tbh. Prettttty disappointed with the weekly glut of "we interviewed six Trump voters in Appalachia, and they had a lot to say!" think pieces. I guess this is better than that though. More canoe sex articles pls
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Wonder what left shark is up to these days
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We all miss that dude
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Why would I want to have sex in a canoe???? Sex Canoe is a good band name, tho.
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I'll have sex wherever I can get it
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