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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes Jul 15

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could get into Paul Ryan’s SUV?https://nyti.ms/2zFLoRv 

    8:15 AM - 15 Jul 2018
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      1. Kevinly Father  🇺🇸  🇸🇿  🇨🇦  🇲🇼‏ @KevinlyFather Jul 15
        Replying to @nytimes

        Wait. Was it a chipmunk, woodchuck, or immigrant? I can't keep up with the racist euphemisms anymore.

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      1. RoseFromPhila  👠 🕶 🍸‏ @RoseFromPhila Jul 15
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        Seriously who really gives a Fu*k about Ryan’s car! Try writing about his ties to Russia and the kompromat Putin must have on him and his party!

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      1. Detroit Tiger's bullpen‏ @BobPelc Jul 15
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        Same thing happened to his intelligence and integrity.

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      1. thefaycat‏ @thefaycat Jul 15
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        My salute to those excellent woodchucks.pic.twitter.com/yiQMluYll7

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      1. Taylor Wright‏ @mynamehear Jul 15
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        Ah, those pesky "deep state" animals.

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      1. danna  🌊‏ @dannazozanna Jul 15
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        Can I have that 3 minutes of my life back? JC

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      1. tinkerer  ⚽ 🗽 🌌 🍷 🐋‏ @lanewsa Jul 15
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        @realDonaldTrump keeps saying that "animals are coming into this country"... Maybe #ICE should start rounding up #Woodchucks instead of children?

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      1. 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 ♡  🏙 🔭  ♀‏ @laurenmarie137 Jul 15
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        I already love this woodchuck. 😂👏🏻

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      1. shannon kelly‏ @SHANNONzTWEETS Jul 15
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        Thanks for reporting this important tip from a real life tragedy.pic.twitter.com/8xLnwMX7YG

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      1. MoneysPenny‏ @Callen27G Jul 15
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        Maybe the woodchuck can find @SpeakerRyan’s spine somewhere in that SUV? Doubtful, though.

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      1. Michael Amat‏ @AmatMike Jul 15
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        Kids must learn in class that’s very BAD to be Conservative, Republican, Nazist, Fascist. Coz they are racists, bigots, liars, will betray, work for dirty money, deny Science, LIE protected by their funding institutions. It’s written on their sleazy faces! Rubio, Cruz, Ryan, DT!!

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      1. Matt Limrick‏ @Matt16082013 Jul 15
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        That is awesome!

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      1. Robin Y. Stewart‏ @SoTuffRob10DST Jul 15
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        Dang . I thought that was #EddieMunster...#ButchPatrick...

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      1. Deep State Lisa‏ @Lisa_Battleaxe Jul 15
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        Even the woodchucks know he’s going nowhere. 😂 #YourCareerIsDead

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      1. charles butterscotch‏ @isotopesope Jul 15
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        Who cares, NYT? This article is pointless fluffy garbage.

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      1. Janet Damon, Ed.S‏ @mixxmomma Jul 15
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        This is the first of a series of plagues until Pharoah lets the children go. #Moses #TheAnimalsHaveSpoken

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      1. Noki Mochi‏ @noki_mochi Jul 15
        Replying to @nytimes

        I have a suggestion for Ryan first replace his spine with steel made in USA this only way it will not break his back! Or order buggyproff suv likes Scott pruitty loser! Or just go home and join his church and prayed to his GODDESS!!!

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      1. Kermanetherunner‏ @KermaneB Jul 15
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        Was Alan Dershowitz not available for an interview?

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      1. ((Wry™))‏ @RIWry77 Jul 15
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        Oh @woodchuck4W

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