Isn't science cool or what?!
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There is some type of Space Force joke to throw in here, but I cant make it come together yet.
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We're looking into the manual to see if we need to alert anyone.....pic.twitter.com/6YcMZlwXtu
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Not good! Bad news! Terrible for tanning! We need to be closer to the sun! I need to maintain my orange skin and pink eyes!!!
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Then why is it so hot??
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Obliquity.
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So, will things fall off of the side which swings furthest away? Asking for a
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Come on, Congress and legalize pot so we can get the full effect of this.
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Aphelion was a great British 70s psychedelic rock band, right up there with Perihelion.
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I heard they wanted to do a battle of the bands, but it was too hard getting them together.
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Maybe Scott Pruitt will fall off
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Poor Earth, trying like hell to escape trump.
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Are you suggesting Trump is the sun?
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Although this face resembles it, absolutely not.
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Cut to the chase. How does this impact Uber surge pricing?
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I’m aphelion you
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Thank you for this! That is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Twitter!
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This, of course, presumes the earth is not flat. Which interestingly is still up for debate by some people.
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And yet it’s so dang hot!!
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