I was hooking up with a guy and despite how much I begged him the only place he would cum during sex was in his own hand. Is this weird? Thanks!
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They aren’t ready for those types of voicemails yet.
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Are you hoping that John Baron, David Dennison or John Miller will contact the paper?
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I've heard he's like a Ken Doll. Just a smooth patch there.
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Seriously? Call the Times to leave a phone sex voicemail? Ummmm... No.
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Seems like more important things going on in the world at the moment.
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Donald Trump “hold my beer”
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My stories are kept in a vault, deep underground, in an undisclosed location...well, you understand.
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How about you speak to your own reporter Ali Watkins about her relationship with 2 news sources. I’m sure that was ackward!
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