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New York, NYpatreon.com/nymphowarsxxxJoined August 2018

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We’re very sad to have to do this but we are dropping out of the Joan Rivers event tomorrow at 😔 we love Joan but we also respect the employees who are being met with resistance at an attempt to unionize
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Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But NOT always jerking off everyone you meet because you never know who might be an angel? #thatswayoutofline
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pink's new song "trust fall" really resonates for anyone who has ever fallen into trust...with themselves...this one's for you girls. raise your glass !
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It’s here! Episode 19 “Bon Appetit” takes you DEEP inside the BA test kitchen as Claire takes on another one of her confectionary challenges. Available now, on all platforms.
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back in the Speak Now era, when we were just young cum chuggers on the road, i remember i'd be crouched under the partition trying to catch it all in my mouth like a baby bird...then i'd look over and who would I see but Holly there with her Stall Cup just brimming with it
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Before I leave for NYC, here is my thread on seeing Taylor this weekend while she is dating a racist, Islamophobic, anti-semitic overall problematic white man. While I don't necessarily "owe" anyone this thread, it is important to me to take my public leadership seriously.
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It is disgusting that all yogurt commercials feature someone putting a spoon in their mouth, closing their eyes, smiling, opening their eyes and they’re looking up now, then taking the spoon out slowly. Repulsive.
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A Star Is Born Press Pack: 1)we heated up old pasta 2)makeup wipe 3)99 ppl don’t believe in u, 1 does 4)bradlys actually so good at sing! 5)the difference is I was draggin my piano around honey
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Hey Nymphos, this week’s episode “Murder on the Stpid Bitch Express Pt II” will be out Thursday this week. We are deeply sorry for the delay, we are stupid bitches 😭
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Plus I love her thoughts on dick and cock
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Replying to @Criterion
"What I love about Tati is that the things that are funny are always secondary, not on the surface. In American comedy, you build up to the summit of the joke, and the joke is the central element. But Tati has a unique type of humor that always leaves a place for the viewer."
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if you live in new york and you like the show, come to this orgy...or SEX PARTY as the gen z's call it--we will be doing a live podcast, so even if you don't get laid, and all the hottest people there LAUGH in your UGLY FACE, you'll have a friend in nymphowars...
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lil nymphs, our schedules were crazy this week and we want stupid bitch express part 2 to be as good as possible so we're pushing the release back to friday. we need to get to the bottom of this horrible murder. ❤️
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