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Gal Gadot is at it again! This time singing “Black Hole Sun” with her celebrity friends. Check out the whole song on our Patreon now!
TATI HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS MICHAEL BLOOMBERG
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Tomorrow’s birthdays: Michael Bloomberg (78), Tati Westbrook (38), Danai Gurira (42), Simon Pegg (50), Jim Kelly (60)
Let the record show that I TRIED to be a good friend to by getting her this BEAUTIFUL message by her favorite star, but she showed her true colors by not even responding
She had too much woke
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Macy’s suspended 
HI EVERYBODY — LATE UPLOAD TODAY PROBABLY AROUND 4 EST — LOVE YOU AND REMEMBER 2 KEEP STORKIN THAT COCK
We’re very sad to have to do this but we are dropping out of the Joan Rivers event tomorrow at 😔 we love Joan but we also respect the employees who are being met with resistance at an attempt to unionize
Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But NOT always jerking off everyone you meet because you never know who might be an angel?
#thatswayoutofline
We’re homophobic
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let @NYMPHOWARSxxx host the oscars!
wonderful recap of season 2 by in the CUT....hmm...the cut... interesting name for a publication! anyway merry hcirstmaas!
The spear is just danglin 🤤
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Sia
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pink's new song "trust fall" really resonates for anyone who has ever fallen into trust...with themselves...this one's for you girls. raise your glass !
covid does NOT come from lab leak....it comes from injecting bat paste into base of the cock... WAKE 👏 UP 👏
banned because they thought theda (me, hi) was actually pretending to be Dua Lipa...
Not many realize it is a trans allegory
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THE MATRIX was released 24 years ago today. One of the most iconic and groundbreaking movies of its generation, the making of story is a fascinating one.
A THREAD
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It’s here! Episode 19 “Bon Appetit” takes you DEEP inside the BA test kitchen as Claire takes on another one of her confectionary challenges. Available now, on all platforms.
wow...
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it's that time of year again folks...the Out 100 list is set to drop this wed...whose excited?
Season 2 finale “The Fisting Special Fisting Special” is available now wherever you get your podcasts
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Replying to @Emojipedia
New in Emoji 13.0: Pinched Fingers, with skin tone support #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/pinched-finger
I need drugs and by drugs I mean the time honored tradition of cock inserted into pussy 😌
We are thrilled to announce our first ever live show in LA Feb 7&8 at the Lyric Hyperion! The show takes place after the events of our forthcoming mini series, “The Out 100”, which will begin airing January 8. Confused? JUST WAIT! Ticket link: eventbrite.com/e/nymphowars-p
The time of reckoning has come. Please wish Theda an open hole and happy fisting ❤️
Mattel may own the rights to wishbone dog but they do not own the rights to wishbone fish
back in the Speak Now era, when we were just young cum chuggers on the road, i remember i'd be crouched under the partition trying to catch it all in my mouth like a baby bird...then i'd look over and who would I see but Holly there with her Stall Cup just brimming with it
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Before I leave for NYC, here is my thread on seeing Taylor this weekend while she is dating a racist, Islamophobic, anti-semitic overall problematic white man. While I don't necessarily "owe" anyone this thread, it is important to me to take my public leadership seriously.
barack hussein obama
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Question:
WHO IS GONNA WIN SEASON 15? 
It is disgusting that all yogurt commercials feature someone putting a spoon in their mouth, closing their eyes, smiling, opening their eyes and they’re looking up now, then taking the spoon out slowly. Repulsive.
A Star Is Born Press Pack:
1)we heated up old pasta
2)makeup wipe
3)99 ppl don’t believe in u, 1 does
4)bradlys actually so good at sing!
5)the difference is I was draggin my piano around honey
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Padam Padam gets slutty!
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Hey Nymphos, this week’s episode “Murder on the Stpid Bitch Express Pt II” will be out Thursday this week. We are deeply sorry for the delay, we are stupid bitches 😭
Bahahahahaha
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@NYMPHOWARSxxx the new episode of drag race literally sounds like yall wrote it
Plus I love her thoughts on dick and cock
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Replying to @Criterion
"What I love about Tati is that the things that are funny are always secondary, not on the surface. In American comedy, you build up to the summit of the joke, and the joke is the central element. But Tati has a unique type of humor that always leaves a place for the viewer."
Episode 2 of the Out 100 Miniseries "Real Gays" is available now wherever you get your podcasts
Omg I thought u we’re gonna light it on fire on the stove for a second LMAOOO!!! Looks great! twitter.com/BaraPinkRanger
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if you live in new york and you like the show, come to this orgy...or SEX PARTY as the gen z's call it--we will be doing a live podcast, so even if you don't get laid, and all the hottest people there LAUGH in your UGLY FACE, you'll have a friend in nymphowars...
Our first merch will be available for pre-order on Monday!!! Jshshdkdhsb!!!
lil nymphs, our schedules were crazy this week and we want stupid bitch express part 2 to be as good as possible so we're pushing the release back to friday. we need to get to the bottom of this horrible murder. ❤️
KNFW…in the morning! Long haul trucker radio for the flyover country 🚛✈️🌽💊☀️📡🌎
Tracking has officially commenced for Nymphowars season 2. Information to come. 🤟🧚♀️
This week on Patreon, Br*tney Sp*ars is on an episode of the acclaimed podcast S*ng Expl*der talking about a deep cut from Femme Fatale
EAT A PIECE OF PIE 👏 AND TAKE A NAP 😴💤
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Yessss!!!! Truckers boycott Florida!
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@NYMPHOWARSxxx
ladies, looks like it’s the clash of Florida versus long haul truckers from the fly over country
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Theda and Sharon in Paris as Macy gives advice back in the studio -- it's a romp for sure! listen now
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Bigger bricks than you have transitioned and turned it
fenty is the most edible makeup
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He like fenty
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Happy Friday!!! The stirring finale of Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express is out now!!!
PUFF PIECE ABOUT US
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The podcast @NYMPHOWARSxxx sounds like Caitlyn Jenner was plunked down in a cabaret about Sephora!
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Alllll abooooard!!!! 🚂
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fact: gays have more fun 
Thank you all of you so much bless you we are so grateful please take care of yourselves and don’t go to anymore orgies
Theda’s gonna do blow jobin’ tomorrow because Macy got new bones put in her face yesterday
Oh my god!!!
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with the triumphant and long-anticipated return of @NYMPHOWARSxxx i can finally post this fanart i drew 2 years ago



















