Breaking: Rad milk was having gay sex with Paul pelosi
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Lol @ calling the Scots language “indigenous” like y’all were living on Avatar and talking to the wind before the English came up there and got y’all addicted to deep fryers
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Feel like shit, was up all night giggling
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Armie Hammer’s Stunning Claim
In First Public Interview Since Accusations: “I Have Downs Syndrome”
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Somewhere there’s an Indian guy named Deepfake that doesn’t understand why everyone is mad at him this week
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I am an unapologetic patriot and I still believe Paul pelosi is gay
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The reason we’re hearing so much about “deepfakes” right now is so that when the Larry Sinclair / Obama video finally surfaces (soon) the masses are quick to process it as a fraud
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Full episode of TAFS out tonight (big celebrity guest)
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MILWAUKEE, WI: April 21-22 at Milwaukee Improv. Tickets are on sale now, buy them here:
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PITTSBURGH, PA: May 19-20 at Pittsburgh Improv. Tickets are on sale now! Get tickets here:
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Saying “Houston we have diarrhea” loudly in a public stall
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About to play banana grams (doing coke off some guys cock)
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Anyone else find it weird that “vaccine injuries” are on the rise right at the same time that people are realizing we haven’t seen a new picture of hunter Biden’s penis in awhile?
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A thing zoomers don’t know is there used to be this whole debate about what to call ketchup. Until like 2005 half of the time it was called catsup. That’s really my only memory I can offer the youth I’m sorry
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Being vegan has really made me hate animals. Every time I think about how I can’t have Cinnabon because it’ll hurt some stupid fuckin cows feelings. Makes me want to kick my dog
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Impossible for me to not do the “and Leon’s getting larger!” line/move from airplane any time I see an obese cat
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This is hands down the best tweet I have ever seen in my 15 years on this website
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It would appear the great vaccine die off has begun. If your vaccinated and I don't get a chance to say goodbye, I am sorry.
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I am once again asking you to buy a ticket to my shows in Minneapolis this weekend.
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I’m a vegan but I wanna make it clear it’s only cause bill Gates is puttin the vaccine in livestock. He’s not gettin my ass. There’s a reason Steve Jobs only ate fruit and it’s NOT because he was gay
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what idiot called it “Little St. James” and not Kid Rock
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THEYRE PUTTTING THE VACCINE IN RANDOM GUYS CUM!!! Not that… you know I have to worry about that, personally. But someone else might
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New clip on YouTube from shows in San Francisco.. watch here:
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Radio (2003) the heartwarming true story of a high school football player that faced dire consequences after taking the vaccine, but triumphed anyways
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Vaccines may cause autism but autism causes becoming a millionaire off podcasts or playing video games on YouTube shows so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Lol just search the word “vaccine” on Twitter
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early show added in TAMPA, FLORIDA at on saturday january 14 at 5:45PM. get tickets here:
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Where the FUCK is Mr Friedland’s purse???
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Sorry to burst little miss climate change’s bubble but “small dick energy” is literally better for the environment than its alternative. The energy required to power <4” to fully hard is a fraction of what it takes to keep >9” even circulated
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I just realized something SHOCKING about the character “tigger” from Winnie the Pooh
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We’re putting a go pro in your toilet and making your collective bathroom trips a week a 35 minute segment on every episode and we’re not paying you anything for it
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Bell’s palsy? What’s next, whistles palsy? When did disabled people start giving us the high hat
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subscribe to the adam friedland show youtube channel. we will be sharing clips etc:
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