Call me Nicola

@nwithey101

Eagerly awaiting the weaponisation of moon rocks. Will only follow back if you chat and don't flash your penis. Rules are rules.

Gardens of England.
Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Dec 2015

    One of these shit in the tray..

  2. 2 hours ago

    Yeah, the election, protesters mean nothing but a poll where labour has a lead will make her quit crying.

  3. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Thanks for the heads up!

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Setting fire to shit really helps the environment..

  5. 2 hours ago

    Love Island is on, it's a adult version of Chinese whispers. I'm off to bed

  6. Retweeted

    Surely this is a new game. I'll have a go. Everyone here at the fall of the Berlin Wall is talking about the new Kylie Minogue album.

  7. 4 hours ago
  8. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Well, if I'm brutally honest, I've seen better efforts.....

  9. 5 hours ago

    Someone help Jack with his YouTube problems, he won't stop fucking moaning Z

  10. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    My dog after a visit to the vet.

  11. 5 hours ago

    So much for her being a protester. She'd given her carers the slip although the black tapes a puzzle...

  12. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    Almost exactly three years later, I can say... Reader, I married him. 😎

  13. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever finished a yogurt cup and felt like it made a difference? Like throwing a shoe at a bear.

  14. 8 hours ago
  15. 8 hours ago

    I know I've only had these tablets for one day but Jesus, I'm fucked.

  16. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    Skunk Anansie and Grace Jones meet up in a London to discuss the possibility of making music together. Watch this space...

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    BLUEWATER: A naked woman was seen in the window of Dorothy Perkins at Bluewater today. She left allegedly wearing a wig from a mannequin.

  18. 11 hours ago

    Nope, eye opening still isn't happening. I'm just so sleepy.

  19. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    this my all time favorite tweet now

  20. Retweeted
    Jul 6
  21. 12 hours ago

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