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I will never quit this cursed website. Redesign it all you want, show me whatever banal trends you’d like, put all the tweets in the wrong order, have ads be every other post. you will not break me
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I will never not get June and July confused, every year for these 61 days I am utterly lost. I’ve booked flights for the wrong month, signed suboptimal sublease agreements, countless other mistakes, for what? To honor Julius Caesar? Bring back Quintilis
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Drew Schuster Retweeted
one of the best Always Sunny jokes is when Charlie explains that one of the benefits of burning trash is that it turns into stars and Mac says that doesn't sound right but he "doesn't know enough about stars to dispute it"
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Today is my birthday! In lieu of gifts, please say something nice to me on a card and attach it to a wrapped present
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Zoom snuck an entire webserver backdoor onto my computer, but at least they didn't bother me about it. Be more like zoom!
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For literally any software that I use on a regular basis, I would pay $5/mo for a mode where you automatically disable every new feature by default and never, EVER, tell me about the new feature with a modal
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Prompt for the intern: be sure to make the text horny, but not like, too hornyhttps://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1387391145739653120 …
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Half of my workday is being trapped in a loop of using 1password to log in to duo and having to log in to duo to use 1password to log in to duo
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give me a bonus now or i stg I'll bring this whole company downpic.twitter.com/kd8lDDzwaQ
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The analytics guy at basecamp who’s somehow missed all this and can’t wait to tell Jason and David about the huge traffic spikes he’s seeing on their new blogging platform
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You think this is going poorly but just you wait, he’s gonna find the perfect George Orwell quote that ties this all together and rights the ship
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Weird how when I stop doing all the things I think seem to help me feel good, I start to feel bad
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