nathan 'hecka employable' ma

@nthnashma

Mean ethnic/freelance journalist in Berlin. Words: , , , , , , etc. Get it: nathanashma@gmail.com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 4

    Oops I have a website now, tell your friends:

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  2. 3 hours ago

    Someone asked me to do something I really could not be fucked to do so without thinking I just said I needed to ask my manager

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  3. Retweeted
    21 Mar 2016

    Still embarrassed that I dated a guy who wore festival wristbands

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  4. 20 hours ago

    I hope my next job pays me loads, I don't need to be rich, I just want to be able to afford prawns more often

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  5. 20 hours ago

    Surprisingly horrifying to run into my favorite cornershop guy at the gym, who knew the collusion of my two favorite forms on intimacy (intimacy of consumption i.e. my preferred drunk snacks and intimacy of production i.e. the weird headspace I go into at the gym) would be awful

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    22 hours ago

    Bourdain was magic. He forced us to reconcile with our settler colonialism while also not limiting or reducing people to their culture. He did all the right things for anti-racism and he did it with the love language of food. That’s fucking magic.

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  7. 22 hours ago

    I really don't get people who are good at accepting compliments, it's like who DIDN'T hurt you jeez

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  8. 23 hours ago

    Do you ever look in your Other inbox on Facebook and find the real gems

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  9. 23 hours ago

    IKEA is cooking up something strange and it doesn't smell like meatballs, I'm skeptical

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    24 hours ago

    Anthony Bourdain had one of the only shows on tv that tried with all its might to teach Americans not to be scared of other people.

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  11. Jun 8

    Idk Germaine why've you always got to be a massive moron

    Germaine Greer criticises Beyoncé: 'Why has she always got to be naked?'
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    Jun 7

    Are Scorpios always hot is that their job

    do gay people only tweet is that their job
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  13. Jun 8

    Wow I've already been added into a new groupchat, it's wild how kind and supportive and interesting people are when you're open minded

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  14. Jun 7

    What a lovely evening to run into someone I've placed a hex on

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  15. Jun 7

    Controversial but I don't think you're friends with someone until you've texted them from outside their flat to ask if you can use their toilet

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  16. Jun 7

    Going on a friend date with someone who I know literally nothing about, I hope they're rich and like my jokes

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  17. Jun 7

    most shallow pop stars: my song's about partying! carly rae jepsen, an intellectual: my song is about the liminal emotional space that exists during the precise moment you act to let someone know how you feel about them. i explore this theme through the lens of lacanian desire an
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  18. Jun 7

    Is it gauche if I wrap myself in one of these and go as a murder victim of capitalism for Halloween

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  19. Jun 7

    There’s something beautiful about how Modern Family lasted 10 seasons, platformed the highest-paid TV actress (Sofia Vergara), and somehow managed to never be addressed by pop culture critics, truly an empty canon

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  20. Jun 7

    Europe

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    Which city in America would you live in if you had to choose one?
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  21. Jun 7

    The only things I miss about America are salted popcorn and apple-cinnamon rice cakes

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