Outstanding puns! Glad you're not speaking with forked tongue!
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these jokes are susssssspicccciioousssssssss......
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As a Victorian, I hate to say it, but you guys are way, waaaay funnier than
@VictoriaPolice. Step it up home team! How can you let us be smashed by Welshies?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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BRAVO!!!
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It's beautiful
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THIS is why you should follow the police,
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Congrats on writing a great government tweet! http://oztweets.measuredvoice.com/nswpolice/status/948753098641522688 … (Ranked 9th for Jan 4.)
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