To all the drivers that don't understand speed limit signs...they're written in size 800 font, not doctors' handwriting! #slowdownpic.twitter.com/BFkiAtFb3D
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You're overestimating your abilities in the humour department. "Vaguely amusing" I think fits the bill.
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