Why are you not safe for work, police?
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Since I became a dad, I fucking love dad jokes.
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Well punned. Wordplay is the best play there is.

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Hahahaha bet he wishes he could ERASE his mistakes ....

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Not to mention the crime against good taste; fluffy dice
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So is a plastic window duct taped in place of a rear windscreen illegal? Mine was smashed and I have to wait for a new one to arrive.
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Seems legit.
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Go after the 'L' and 'P' who jam the plate up in the Registration Plate. They pass the test and just ignore a minor thing like that. Bookem
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