Oktawian Chojnacki

@nsmeme

I drink ☕️, read 📚, ✈️ and 💻 software for 📱&⌚️ in Swift.

Wrocław, Poland
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Joined November 2013
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  1. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Muslim man who stockpiled weapons & bomb material freed on bond. Just kidding it was a white neo-Nazi named Brandon.

    288 replies 6,351 retweets 10,103 likes
  2. 14 hours ago

    0 days since I lost my AirPods. (Miraculously I found them this time.)

    1 like
  3. Jun 10

    Oh please... 😞

    We look forward to welcoming the President of the United States Donald Trump to Poland on July 6
  4. Jun 9

    I'm confused. Who is most stupid, American or British people? Oh... We have PiS in Poland. We're all stupid fucks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1 reply 1 like
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    We don't know when Brexit talks start. We know when they must end. Do your best to avoid a "no deal" as result of "no negotiations".

    399 replies 3,488 retweets 4,171 likes
  6. Jun 9

    Simplified inter-app Drag and Drop on iPhone? - yes please. Simplified. For. One. Hand.

    1 reply 1 like
  7. Jun 9

    YES YES YES yeeeeeessssss 😋

    oh GAWD no give me a break. no. no. no. no. no. NO.
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Met the oldest attendee of WWDC, Masako-san (82). お疲れ様です！✌🏼✌🏼

    6 replies 56 retweets 546 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    HomeKit protocol spec is now open to all devs! Can build a smart device using Arduino and control it via HomeKit without getting MFI license

    30 replies 898 retweets 1,276 likes
  10. Jun 6

    The WWDC tshirt store checkout screens run on Android 😱😱😱
    3 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    The best thing about an 18-core iMac with 128 Gb of RAM is Electron apps will still run slow as shit.

    2 replies 10 retweets 14 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Smart because Siri is terrible and has no hope in sight of genuine improvement? Agree.

    Framing Siri speaker as part of the music story 💯💯💯 Very smart. Takes pressure off of Siri.
    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  13. Jun 5

    Hate tweets in... 3... 2...

  14. Retweeted
    May 31

    Hello. Nicaragua withdrew from Paris Summit because it didn't think it was ambitious enough. They are on their way to 90% renewable by 2020

    When Pres Trump withdraws from Climate Change agreeement, we'll join Syria+Nicaragua as only countries to say no to global action. Pitiful.
    375 replies 22,435 retweets 37,982 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    1992: the internet links computers from around the world! 2017: the entire internet runs on AWS and cloudflare.

    3 replies 127 retweets 203 likes
  16. Jun 3

    👾 @ ToTu

    2 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    This 1981 Nightline interview with Steve Jobs is totally worth the 12 minutes

    21 retweets 50 likes
  18. Jun 2

    👾 @ ToTu

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    As a matter of principle, I've resigned from the President's Council over the withdrawal.

    11,000 replies 55,547 retweets 201,078 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Europe has realized it's now open season to dunk on the US and it's excruciatingly embarrassing

    1:00
    To all scientists, engineers, entrepreneurs, responsible citizens who were disappointed by the decision of the US:
    19 replies 366 retweets 789 likes

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