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I just realized that this is my tenth year of living in the US.

I mean I intellectually knew that the number after nine is ten, but still, it snuck up on me.

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Are you Canadian and thinking about taking a sweet new job in the States? American and actually thinking of leaving the country because of <insert politician here>? This thread might be your pre-departure reading. 😅

First: don't read these as hard facts. I've been interested in this topic for ages, and I will doubtlessly misremember some things. I'm going more for conveying a general sense than a Rigorous Argument(TM). Unless I provide a citation, all statements are prefixed with "I think".

Second: I am one (curious!) person, but that's it. I experience a narrow slice of both countries. I grew up in suburban Toronto, then lived (primarily as a student) in LA and Boston. You're getting a snapshot of my filter bubble, caveat lector.

Third: I like being corrected (ideally in a friendly way)! I'll quote-tweet corrections and divergent takes into the thread as best I can.

1. People sometimes rhetorically refer to Canada and the US as "sister nations", and that's exactly the right lens for understanding them. Sister nations, born of a common parent, growing up side by side, but subtly different.

2. The magnitude of the differences between Canada and the US are routinely underrated by Americans and overrated by Canadians. This makes both sides somewhat unhappy. ;)

3. Americans mostly treat Canada as a maple-syrup-flavoured America, rather than a real place with real place with real problems/benefit. "You don't count as a foreigner" is a common refrain heard by Canadians in 🇺🇸, at least the ones who don't work for immigration services.

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4. When it's more than "America, but where they say 'sorry' funny", Canada is mostly a foil for American political/cultural battles; it's either a utopian land of virtue or den of vice and despair, depending on the proximal political point that someone is trying to make.

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For example: I've had American socialists tell me about how the Canadian healthcare system can do no wrong. I've been unfortunate enough health-wise to see that that's patently false.

And of course that's just the mirror image of the bizarre discussion of "death panels" from the American right during the Obamacare debates.

5. Canada is much more urbanized than the United States. The US is full of vast regions of rural/semi-rural areas. These barely exist in Canada. (Map credit: NASA Earth Observatory earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/7052/un)

6. As of the 2016 census, Canada's population was ~35 million. More than half of them (~13 million) live in the five largest metro areas (Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, and Calgary). For Americans: that is like having ~165 million people across NYC, LA, Houston, and Chicago.

7. The urban centres in Canada are generally disconnected from each other, both physically and culturally.

Physically: there's no Canadian equivalent of the Interstate Highway System, at least for long-distance travel. The Trans Canada Highway (main inter-provincial road) is one lane each way in many places. By far the fastest way to drive from Toronto to Vancouver is through the US.

8. Culturally, the more uniform population distribution in the US means that cultural identities tend to flow pretty smoothly. Someone from Boston will usually identify with a broader "New England" identity, and then a broader "Northeast" identity, and so on.

Canadian cultures tend to be punctuated, like the people who form them! There's definitely very little sub-national identity shared with e.g., neighbouring provinces or even metro areas (except possibly in the Maritimes*).

9. In part because of these poor transportation links, regions of Canada tend to be much more closely linked to neighbouring regions of the United States than to each other, culturally, economically, and otherwise.

National culture aside, Vancouver has a lot more in common with the rest of the Pacific Northwest (only two hours from Seattle!) than with Toronto or even Calgary. Thinking about moving to Canada? Pay attention to which part!

10. This is a 🌶️ one: (anglophone) Canadian culture is mostly inauthentic, and was largely manufactured by politicians and advertising companies. In contrast, American culture is real and unmistakable. Some more details on that:

(I emphasize Anglophone there because Quebecois culture is a whole separate thing that I am most definitely not qualified to comment on. If I accidentally say "Canadian" in the next few tweets read that as "Anglophone Canadian".)

(I'm also emphasizing the dominant Anglo-Canadian culture as opposed to the rich and numerous Indigenous cultures, which I am also unqualified to talk about. Go read about those!)

11. Let's look at food, as a litmus test for culture. Most every American region has some kind of distinctive cuisine. In the Northeast every city has its own type of sandwich. There's no Canadian equivalent. Most "Canadian" foods are Quebecois foods (poutine, tourtière, etc.).

The closest truly Anglophone Canadian foods might be Nanaimo bars (probably invented in BC) and... ketchup chips, which were invented by Lay's.

For a city of its size and stature, I can't think of a truly Torontonian food. When visitors ask me for advice I usually recommend dim sum and jerk chicken. 🙂

12. I'm known to be resentful by the extent to which Canadian culture ends up rounding to "I saw these ads on TV". For instance... let's talk about Tim Hortons.

As far as I can tell, the national obsession with Tim Hortons (for Americans: chain with drip coffee and donuts) is largely a result of clever television ads featuring pan-Canadian themes and judicious sponsorship of youth hockey leagues. It's really... nothing special?

(I have accidentally offended people by saying this before, and the fact that people are so defensive about a coffee chain tells you something. 🤔)

Study: Anglo Canadian culture revealed just to be a series of brand loyalties

13. I'm not the only one who has noticed this, either. Here's The Beaverton (Canadian version of The Onion) on the same issue: thebeaverton.com/2018/07/study- Anglophone Canadians: we could have culture beyond brand loyalties! The Americans do it!

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14. Then there's the matter of politically-relevant identity, which is usually derived from history.

I'm an outsider here, but my observation is: Americans seem to derive a lot of identity from their complex and globally important history, even the darkest parts (like the legacy of slavery, Jim Crow, etc.).

15. Canadians _try_ to derive identity from history, but it's hard because Canadian history is, frankly, objectively pretty short and boring? This is not a dunk, to be clear. Exciting history was usually unpleasant to live through.

16. Globally, Canada is just not nearly as relevant as the United States. Domestically, there's just... not that much to form a political identity around?

Probably the most intriguing political event in 20th century Canadian history was the Quebec separatist movement, and it's awfully hard to form a political identity around a movement that wants to leave you.

17. This definitely did not stop politicians, though. I know that all school history classes are political propaganda to some extent or another, but I feel like my (ministry mandated!) history education rose to unusual heights in that regard.

When I was in school in Ontario, there was a four year sequence of classes dedicated to Canadian history (grades 6, 7, 8, and 10). That's... a lot of time to cover an objectively pretty small amount of content.

18. The pinnacle of Canadian history propaganda was the coverage of the First World War. Canada fought in that war, but as a small part of the British empire. It's role was, decidedly, not that important (which is okay!).

If you ask someone educated in Canada to name a WWI battle, there's a high chance that they will name the Battle of Vimy Ridge. This is where Americans (and other non-Canadians) usually say... the battle of what?