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  1. 27 Feb 2018

    Hey Britain, you might want to check how much “external influence” happened during your brexit vote. Just saying. Before you go and do something foolish.

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  2. 10 Jul 2017

    If you are trying to decide if a politician is stupid or greedy 85% of the time they are paid to become stupid.

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  3. 9 Jul 2017

    Men on average can detect motion and patterns 18% better than women.

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  4. 9 Jul 2017

    Women on average can differentiate colors 34% more distinctly than men.

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  5. 23 Mar 2017

    If you are protesting something in a designated protest zone, you are completely wasting your time.

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  6. 13 Mar 2017

    83% of republicans blame someone else for their problems while 65% of democrats blame themselves.

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  7. 26 Nov 2016

    People whom own their living establishments are 82% less likely to commit aggressive actions and 91% more likely to impulse buy.

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  8. 26 Nov 2016

    Trickle down economics failed. How about the reverse? Bubble up economics?

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  9. 23 Nov 2016

    Women with a strong 'o' in their name are 53% less likely to moan during pleasurable experiences.

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  10. 9 Nov 2016

    The best way to win an election is to tell everyone that the other person has the lead right before the election.

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  11. 8 Sep 2016

    People whom can speak multiple languages have a much more open view of the world.

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  12. 8 Sep 2016

    The term 'feminist' is very ambiguous and has many different meanings to different people

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  13. 8 Sep 2016

    The average size parking lot has about 4 door dings per hour.

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  14. 13 Apr 2016

    If we got a nickel for every 3-letter abbreviation a security team uses in their average report that we listened to, we would be rich.

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  15. 13 Apr 2016

    Most rich people are sociopaths. Sociopaths don't feel bad for their wrongdoings, they feel bad about getting caught.

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  16. 8 May 2015

    Your secure data is only as secure as the laziest person who can access it with the worst password.

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  17. 23 Apr 2015

    Smart phone companies have signed agreements with large telecom companies to make sure your devices can't have answering machines on them.

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  18. 23 Apr 2015

    98% of funded medical research is for treatments, not cures. Any cure found is completely by accident.

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  19. 23 Apr 2015

    Avengers 2 is good.

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  20. 22 Mar 2015

    Sugar industry executives sound like drug dealers in their emails to each other.

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