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the *REALLY* amusing part about counter intelligence is when the folks watching you don't know that you know they're watching.
"Ebola: the isis of biological agents" Seriously, the shit we say in the break room ends up on CNN. There's literally no thought anymore.
Did you guys see John Oliver the other night? It proves that you're all terrorists.
“@Viss know all those fucked up politicians that we complain about all the time? They're up for renewal https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/2hm1xo/in_37_days_the_house_of_representatives_is_up_for/ …” uh oh.
Fuck. Some asshat jacked our ello nick.
Talking about waterboarding, murdering children in other countries, spying, human rights violations? Totally ok. Trigger words? Not ok
It's talk like a pirate day: Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now.
Oh, today is talk like a pirate day: "Give us loot or we'll fucking kill you on your stupid boat. With swords. Prepare to die 'meharties'"
“@CreepyRepRogers The @nsa never sleeps.
Weekends mean nothing to @NSA”
Destroying lives of terrorists is a 24/7 job
You're all terrorists
TRIGGER WARNING: You're all fucking terrorists, get over yourselves.
TRIGGER WARNING: We have lists for oversensitive people with collegiate vocabularies who believe they have a voice on the internet.
TRIGGER WARNING: If religious extremists want to behead you, we won't stop them, because we're just spies. All we do is spy.
TRIGGER WARNING: Waterboarding
TRIGGER WARNING: Rendition
TRIGGER WARNING: Happy Friday
This new research is monumental. All we have to do is spout "trigger words", and people torture themselves! We truly do live in the future.
I don't think the tumblr community realizes what they've done for us. If it existed, we would award them a nobel prize for torture.
Being able to just spout single words and have people completely lose their shit is going to revolutionize torture.
Preliminary results of new research indicate "using memes wrong" and "trigger words" are actually more effective than waterboarding.
“@Dan407_: @nsa we will stop you http://twitter.com/Dan407_/status/512837127554740224/photo/1pic.twitter.com/4VLZogx9LE ”
Good luck with that!
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