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Aug 21, 2016

If you're looking for the host of the

@npccast

, I'm over at @ANRLizzy now.

Jan 23, 2016

Pertinent to Season 2: #joker

Nov 17, 2015

We should have given Ivy a better shot,

Another round of Khurasan Miniatures Xenomorphs from

@Blazo412

bit.ly/1eGLPer #RPG #traveller #aliens

Separated from his parents as a child, our hero feels confined by fate to make it his lifelong, lonely quest to find them. He travels from town to town, living on outskirts in the wild, investing a…

Jul 20, 2015

Sadly this movie did not make our list.

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Can You Name This Myth?

May 29, 2015

"Of all sad words, of mouth or pen, the saddest are these - 'It might have been'" - John G. Whittier

They finally did it. They pushed

@TheDamienSandow

to the moon. In a space suit. #rawhouston

The Streak is Bo-Ver!

#MyClientRTruthConqueredTheStreakAtRAWHouston

Are the New Nation going to try and recruit the Usos? Three ain't enough man, they need five. #rawhouston #NewNoD

Every episode is a tribute to the troops when you have a team called the USOs #rawhouston

So wait are @Goldust and

@StardustWWE

just trapped in Promo hell? Is that why they need the cosmic key? To escape?

doesn't bust out a split-leg dick punch, this Johnny Cage gimmick will have been for nothing #MortalKombat #rawhouston

may be going off the air unless another company steps in and saves it #SixSidesAndaMovie

"Tonight Reigns is going 1-on-1 with Kane!" Crowd: BOOOOOOO! #rawhouston #RAW

What new and interesting way is

@JohnCena

going to call

@HeymanHustle

fat in this fued?! #RAW #CenaVsBrock

Ah yes, reference the fact that

@BrockLesnar

gave you everything he had only to be rapado'd. Certainly this has no bearing on upcoming PPV

Don't mind me, just warming up next to the giant pile of money

@WWE

set fire to at Extreme Rules 2012.

Imagine if Brock had beaten Cena at Extreme Rules last year, how much more legitimately scared he'd be right now of THE BEAST INCARNATE.

Jul 9, 2014

2006: Larry Zbyszko worries about being cut from the roster, despite *having a no-cut contract*

2005: After

ruins the Abyss match, Abyss then never invokes his title shot vs Hardy, instead losing to him at the next PPV

Jul 7, 2014

2004: For a fee, fans can join "The Street Team" &

@impactwrestling

would send them a package that included flyers, buttons, stickers & more

Jul 6, 2014

2003: Tenay brings out J.J. Dillon, announcing that he is the NWA Rep. Sandman canes him, Dillon appears 1 more time, is never seen again.

Jul 6, 2014

2002:: On the first PPV, JJ cuts a promo saying a battle royale for the NWA Champ is stupid. Shamrock and Scott Hall arrive to agree with...

Jun 29, 2014

2011: Mickie James and Madison Rayne had a match, during which, for no reason the two women spent a minute under the ring before reappearing

2003: While

shoots on

, Russo enters the ring to take the mic. Piper instead hits him with his book and curses

Jun 25, 2014

2006: Jackie Gayda is blackmailed into joining

@RealJeffJarrett

with a "secret tape." She takes maternity leave and never returns to #TNA.

Jun 24, 2014

2005: Abyss def Jeff Hardy in a Full Metal Mayhem match, but blows the final spot.

@JeffHardyBrand

throws a tantrum and no-sells the finish

Jun 23, 2014

2004: Leader of the "Hardy Party" banned from

@Universal

for a year for shoving other park-goers to get front-row seats to

2002: As an omen of things to come, the first thing ever broadcast on a

@impactwrestling

PPV was a segment involving older wrestlers talking

Jun 21, 2014

2002: Several midgets appear in matches on the first four #TNA PPV's ever, incl "Puppet the Psychotic Dwarf" who jerked off into a trash can

2013:

cancels Feb/Sep PPV's to give more time to build Lockdown/BfG (and also hide fact that their PPVs don't sell well)

2014: Despite returning to Universal Studios with hat-in-hand, there's no space at Soundstage 19 for #impactlive to tape for free anymore

Hey guys let's make 1/3 of our dominant heel authority stable look like an absolute idiot punk to an invalid former wrestler. #impactlive

Angelina Love is the only real person ever to trigger the Uncanny Valley effect in me #impactlive

i.minus.com/izteOHza4jE9W. #IMPACTLive

No one cares at all about a returning knockout who was a female referee for the majority of her last run #IMPACTLive